and the tongue scraper? that’s like trying to clean your carpet with a snow shovel. only there’s no snow; just dirty, smelly…tongue dirt.
and the tongue scraper? that’s like trying to clean your carpet with a snow shovel. only there’s no snow; just dirty, smelly…tongue dirt.
transcendthisuniverse asked: i literally can't find Toby's bad breath test video anywhere.
you can only get to it with a link. i found it because it was suggested to me. here you are!
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imaginaryhorizons asked: When I found you on Tumblr I literally screamed and dropped my two-minute noodles. Now I'm trying to scrub them out of my carpet. You're just that awesome.

dont-sweat-it-f0rget-it asked: Can all of us followers throw you a welcome back party?


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