and the tongue scraper? that’s like trying to clean your carpet with a snow shovel. only there’s no snow; just dirty, smelly…tongue dirt.

transcendthisuniverse asked: i literally can't find Toby's bad breath test video anywhere.

you can only get to it with a link. i found it because it was suggested to me. here you are!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-eZaV_DdvU

(Source: tobuscus-gifs)

imaginaryhorizons asked: When I found you on Tumblr I literally screamed and dropped my two-minute noodles. Now I'm trying to scrub them out of my carpet. You're just that awesome.

xwatchingusdietonight asked: You're by far the best gif maker on tumblr.

You’re too kind!

dont-sweat-it-f0rget-it asked: Can all of us followers throw you a welcome back party?